The Top 11 Signs You've Been Waiting on Line Too Long for "Star Wars" Tickets 11> That chick dressed as Princess Leia in front of you now qualifies as your "longest relationship with a woman." 10> Can't resist to urge to "unsheathe your lightsaber," if you know what I mean. 9> Bossman Vader told you to take your Jedi powers to the planet of unemployment. 8> We're bombing who? What the hell is a Kosovo? 7> A fellow fan compliments you on your Chewbacca costume, but you aren't wearing one. 6> When a reporter asks you why you're obsessing about a movie when there's a war in Europe, you express full confidence in President Reagan's ability to handle the to situation. 5> Your Boba Fett lunchbox is worth $.45 more than it was when you got to the theater. 4> The guy next to you is in line for "Episode II." 3> Obi-Wan's ghost shows up to spritz you with Lysol. 2> The dude in the Wookie suit is starting to look pretty good to you. 1> Even your most loyal supporters are starting to question your order to "Just keep bombing Serbia until I get back."